Sunday, September 30, 2007

Close encounters of the spiritual kind- part 1

It's October - the month of Halloween. What better time to document the close encounters that I have had over the years with the spiritual world. Sorry lah Pastor, if you are reading this, this has nothing to do with the Church. I am referring to the things that goes bump in the night. I had thought of doing this writeup during the Chinese 7th month, but since most people consider me more of a banana, I thought the month of Halloween would be more appropriate.

My first close encounter that I have any recollection of, happened when I was probably 5 or 6 years old. My mum was working for this family in Jalan San Ah Wing - located somewhere off Jalan Gurney (today's Jalan Semarak). This family was essentially a Burmese/Chinese man with a German wife and they had 3 kids at that time. Big garden, with lots of bushes all over. It must have been because I was playing with these kids at an early age that I was better in English than most of my classmates when I started schooling. I did not even go to Kindergarten as my mum could not afford it.

One day, while playing in the garden, in the late evening - i.e. sun was still up , but it was going to get dark soon, I heard an old lady's voice calling me using my home name. I looked around and did not see anyone. Again, the voice called out and I swear (even today) that the sound came from behind one of the bushes. I went to the bush, looked around and still saw no one. I did not answer the voice and did not mention this to my mum until only just a few years ago, I dragged out this story during one of the ghost telling sessions. My mum on hearing this said that if I had told her then, she would have quit her job and moved elsewhere. Apparently, during the Japanese occupation, many people were killed around that area and she things it may have been the spirits of those killed. I personally think that since it was an old lady's voice I heard, it may have been my maternal Grandma (my mum's mum), who passed away when my mum was about 14 years old. Just looking in to see how her grandchild was.

25 years ago, I went for my first training trip outside the country. I had been working for HP for 1 year then and finally got scheduled for 2 trainings. I had to first show up in Waltham, Massachusetts to be trained on operating and supporting the Ultrasound instruments used by the Medical profession. 2 weeks after that I was scheduled to be in Palo Alto, California to be trained on Mass Spectrometers. That October, I also did my first round the world trip. I flew from KL to London and stopover for a night. Did Hyde Park, Piccadilly Circus and Chinatown. Then flew off to Boston Logan's airport to get to Waltham. From Waltham, I flew to San Francisco. After the training, I flew back via the Pacific, stopping over in Hawaii (those were the days when the planes could not fly non stop Frisco to HK).

By the time I got to Palo Alto, the Halloween atmosphere was just starting up. There were miles and miles of pumpkins everywhere. I even manage to have this photo taken in a pumpkin patch, just like Charlie Brown, waiting for the Great Pumpkin to emerge at sometime!. Yes that is puny ole me!!And many of these pumpkins were not your average sized pumpkins. I took this giant (could have done better by putting something bedside it to reference the size), which was about almost 2 feet in diameter!! I was so obsessed with giant pumpkins that I asked one of my US colleagues to send me some seeds. Somehow, those seeds never did arrive. I think the customs confiscated them.

Okay, with that digression, I'll continue with the next narration. Since young, I think many of us think that we can see or sense the other dimension! Many older people always says that children, being pure and naive? can see things which adults cannot. I tend to believe this to be so, because since young, I have always thought that I can sense it when something don't seem right. I have always had the the feeling that I have a guardian angel looking after me.

How else can one explain the following incidents. As a young boy, I have occasionally lived with my Maternal Grandfather, especially those times when my mum changed jobs and the new employer could not accommodate 2 young kids (my sister and I). Granpa lived in Datuk Keramat, back in the days when it does not matter whether you were a Malay or not.

One day, while playing hide and seek with my step-uncles (2 of them are younger than me), I was trying to hide the the boot of my granpa's car - an old Hillman that was no longer working. I opened the boot, a cobra living inside raised up it's hood and head and I quickly slammed the cover down. A second slower and I would not be around to blog on this today.I must have shouted very loudly during this time as all my step uncles came over to ask what happened. Try as they might, they could not find the snake.

On that piece of real estate that my Granpa staked out after the Japanese occupation, we had so much space that we had our own vegetable and fruits garden. Granpa would grow enough to sell on the market, so we hardly ever had to buy any vegetables. We had no electricity. Grandpa would light up a couple of hurricane lamps at night. For water, we had a well. The well was made of concentric cement rings measuring almost 2.5 feet wide and was at least 15 feet deep. To a small kid who was about 3 feet high, that was deep!!. Adults used an adult pail to bring up water from the well and children had their own much smaller pails. When the adult pails are full of water, they do weigh a ton (to a small kid). One day, I decided that it was about time that I try to fetch water using the adult pail. I dunked the pail in, filled it to the brim and pulled on the rope. The weight of the pail pulled me over the edge of the well, head first! Somehow, my guardian angel must have been working overtime. I flipped 360 degrees and landed with my feet apart on the second ring of the well. Again, I must have shouted as everybody came rushing over to see what happened. My legs were like jelly, but I did not drop into the water. Some years later, one of my cousin brother did the same stunt and fell right in. Luckily, one of the uncles heard him and managed to save him.
Who says there are no guardian angels??

Thursday, September 27, 2007

I am RICH!!

For my last post for Sept, I want to share with you a couple of ways to get rich!! Ya.... right!

This morning, I saw 2 messages in my gmail account. One was purportedly from BMW Group yearly sweepstakes. Here's the message

Ref. Number: NL1/421/110/00NL.
We wish to inform you of the BMW GROUP Yearly sweepstakes program that your Email Address has won an Award sum of a total cash prize of 850,000.00 Euros (Eight hundred and fifty thousand euros) in this "category A" email raffle draw.Contact the Agency below for your prize claim. Please endeavour to do so immediately.
You can stake your claim by the following informations:
Name:

Age:
Sex:
Address:
Telephone number:
Occupation
Monthly Salary
Country of Residence:
blah blah blah blah.

On the 0.00000000000001% chance that this might be true, I called up BMW Motors to confirm. Yup - they confirmed it alright - it's a scam. Damn - 850K Euros gone just like that!!

The second message was even more ludicrous. Here is is
DONATION FOR THE LORD
From: Mrs. Monica Tema
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry.When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke. But what disturbs me most now is stroke.Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,Mrs Monica Tema

US15 million!!! I am rich. And I certainly am because these 2 con people will not get a single sen out of me. HAH!!

Only later I realized that Gmail actually has a SPAM folder where such messages were placed. I looked in there and found variations of the above in at least 20 other messages.

Man I was rich and I did not know it. Hasta la Vista baby!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Changing of the guards - coming soon

This week, the week of 24th Sept., we had more managers than usual visiting the LSCA team in the Uptown Sales office. Sonti came along with Chaiyapat, Roger Koh and Leong Tan. The occasion - to officially announce that Roger Koh and Chaiyapat was switching jobs. Roger would take over the management of the Support operations in Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand (SMT) and Chaiyapat to take on projects management within the Support Operations Engineering (SOE) team. Understandably, many of the younger team members were a little apprehensive. For most of them, they had known no other manager except Chaiyapat - who had held that position for about 10 years. So who was this Roger Koh who was taking over?

He is actually a dinosaur who once roam the support operations in Hewlett Packard 30 years ago!!. My goodness, almost all the staff in LSCA Malaysia's Support today were not even born when Roger started his career as a Customer Engineer - supporting Analytical and Medical products. He was one of those who interviewed me for the job when I applied to join HP in 1981. Roger had gone from Customer Engineer to as high as the Far East Service Manager (not including Japan), switched to Marketing and Sales and now has turned full circle back to managing Support. As Leong Tan manages both of them and was instrumental in the decision for them to swap jobs, he was on hand to explain his rationale on the job swap.

It was also an opportunity for me to update Leong on project Pongo. The way Pongo is developing, I would be out of a job by the time the plans are implemented. I had asked Leong to consider giving me a severance package if they need to lay off anyone because of Pongo. That would probably not likely to happen as I am still the cheapest manager around delivering as good as any other managers in AP. But no harm in asking. At the current rate, the severance package is worth about 30 months of my current salary. I still have my fall back plan of concentrating on my unit trust business and engage in another business too.

After a morning of meeting and debriefing, all of the team members who were present took the opportunity to have a group photo taken with Roger. Actually, this was more for Roger's benefit, as he struggles to remember all the people that he shall be inheriting from Chaiyapat on 1st Nov 2007.

One last thing - I normally try to write about things uplifting, positive and optimistic. But for this posting, I really really feel so strongly about the lousy food served at one outlet that I must write about how bad it is. At the end of the morning's meeting, the whole department adjourned to a restaurant in Damansara Uptown. We had Bak Kut Teh, Vinegar Pig's trotters (chu geok cho), fried green veg, asam fish and a sort of an egg/ meat concoction. The Bak Kut Teh was tasteless, the soup taste more like water. The Pig's trotters was too sourish (according to those who tried it - I didn't). I can fry my greens better than what we got. The Asam Fish tasted sweet (price of sugar must have come down). And the egg concoction was essentially egg fried thin like a pancake, then you plaster minced pork over the whole egg platter, roil it up and then steam it. Problem was that the "chef" preparing it did not add salt and pepper to the minced pork, making the whole dish flat and tasteless. I know because I have cooked this dish before.

The outlet to avoid - BKT house - located just before Koon Kee and Farmasi Utama along Jalan SS 21/37 in Damansara Uptown. AVOID it like the plague!!!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

BBQ at my house - updated

End of September is Alex's 9th birthday. Normally, we will celebrate with him on a low key. This year, since the Mid Autumn Festival also falls around the same day and the department staff was hankering for a BBQ, I decided to have a 3 in 1 for everyone. So on the 22nd, I had an Alex birthday/ Mid Autumn Festival gathering/ BBQ for the department all at one go in my house.

Right after I woke up, I went to the market to do the marketing for crabs, prawns, sausages, greens for the salad bar, sweetcorn, etc. etc.. Had to make so many trips back to the car to load up my purchases as each purchase was weighing kgs!!

After 2 hours, I started on getting the preparations started. Drinks went into the cooler box, with ice from 7-11. Garlic and small onions were diced. Chicken wings were marinated. The BBQ pit had to be cleaned up and sunned - 2 pits. Take a short lunch break. Then started cleaning up and preparing the crabs - 5 kgs/ 12 crabs.

By 5pm, took a drive to Leisure Mall to collect an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins and a Classic Cheese Cake from Secret Recipe. Got back, started up the fire for the BBQ. Used the convection oven to get some of the lamb chops and chicken wings cooked - mainly for the "older" guests who would probably not be standing in front of the BBQ fire.

At 7pm, the guest started arriving. Sen and Teo were the first, followed by Elaine and family. Jayson and gang wasn't too far behind. That was my self imposed signal to cook the first round of black pepper crab. Got it a little undercooked - still - most of it was finished.

As the night wore on, Soh and family, Kim and family showed up - and I had a second round of black pepper crabs ready. By the time Siew Mei and her family arrived, the third and last round of black pepper crab was cooked and I was smelling like a crab myself. Should have gone for a bath and a change of clothes, but I was beginning to feel pooped!! I was feeling so full from preparing the BBQ that I was not hungry. Just took a can of Guai Loh Leong Char and a 100 plus to re balance my ions.


Then it was cake cutting time. The Baskin Robbins guy promised me at ;east 3 hours of dry ice. So there was still a couple of small pieces in the box. Used those to create a misty atmosphere around the cakes. Here are the kiddos waiting in anticipation.
Party started winding down around 10pm, with Soh and family leaving first. Soh wanted to catch his football game. The rest of the LSCA gang was having some card game and in the end Jayson was so pissed drunk - I offered him my garden to sleep it off with Berry my dog to accompany him. Naturally he declined. So he was not as pissed drunk as I thought. How did they get so drunk - they did something like these dogs.

The last guests (Siew Mei and family) left past 11.30!! Finally got to take our bath (Alex, lee Chiew and me) and we kinda passed out around 1am.

One of Alex's favourite presents was the one given by the LSCA team - Optimus Prime!! You don't know who is Optimus Prime?? Go watch Transformer the movie! Before he went to bed, Alex finally figured out how to transform Optimus from the Robot to the Truck. I really appreciate the efforts put in by the team to get Optimus Prime. Major toy stores in Klang Valley were out of stock for weeks and the LSCA team managed to get the last one from God knows where which was imported from Japan. So Alex had instruction sheets written in Japanese ;D.

Woke up this morning with sore butt (not sure why), sore back (from standing over the kitchen sink preparing the food) and sore legs (my pedometer tells me that I had walked almost 18000 steps, equivalent to almost 7km). Ayam tired!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Years of Toys brings joy to orphans

Since Alex came into my life, I had pampered him with toys. It could be that I remember my own childhood which was virtually toyless. I remember that one Christmas when I was probably 4 or 5 years old, a church in Petaling Jaya gave me a plastic car which was pretty sizable - about 10 inches in length. I kept it for years. If I remember, I still had then until I was at least 12 years old. My one and only toy in my early childhood.

So I do not begrudge my son his toys. I have been trying to teach him to do collectibles like Matchbox cars or HotWheel cars. But in this age, the idiot box holds sway. He is easily influenced by the toys given with McDonald's meals or KFC meals. As he nears his 9th birthday, I took off 2 days to clean up his boxes (and I do mean boxes) of toys in the spare room. The end result was a bag of masak masak toys (cooking games), which he played with his girlfriends. One bag of big LEGO lookalike. 2 bags of those smaller size McDonalds and KFCs toys given with meals. One bag of broken down or semi broken down remote control cars - there must be like about 8 or so. 2 bags of pre-school blocks (matching shapes and colors) and 2 more bags of assorted others. And these bags are the BIG BLACK rubbish bags.

I gave away the LEGO lookalike and the shape/colors blocks to Sri Eden, a school for special kids operated by Elaine's mum, sister and friends. This school helps to educate mentally challenged kids to cope with life by teaching them the basics of looking after themselves. They have had some success in helping some of the students to assimilate into normal school. I don't envy what they are trying to do. I have a very very short temper and almost no patience and if you put me into a group of kids like these, I would probably kill some of them before they can learn anything.

The rest of the toys, I gave away to the orphanage that is run by Charis Church in Taman Billion. They operate out of 3 double storey link houses in Taman Billion, Cheras and currently have 16 orphans under their care. Even before I left, I could see the kids eyes light up as they rummage through the bags. One of them seemed to be collecting every toy car he could lay his hands on.

I hope I did not cause too much disruptions as it is likely that some kids would want to claim the same toy. I am sure there is plenty to go around. Early Alzheimer's kicked in again. I FORGOT my camera!! So - no pictures.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Alex and Scouting

Last Saturday, as was my usual practice when I am in town, I sent Alex to his Scout meeting in school. He had joined the scouting movement in school since late Feb 2007. Things has certainly changed from the time when I was scouting. Maybe it was my school - Victoria Institution. Maybe it was the times. But I was certainly not aware of any scouts movement that has a co-ed participation. I clearly remember that there were Boy Scouts and there were Girl Scouts.

I still remember when I first tried to join the scouts movement in VI. VI had 2 troops - 1st KL and 2nd KL. As part of the school curriculum, you had to join one uniformed group. In my naivety, I showed up at the 2nd KL's meeting on Saturday and said I would like to join them. They hmmed and hawed and finally told me that it was not possible as they they preparing to go camping right after the meeting. I was so disappointed.

I tried again when the 1st KL had their troop meeting. Got accepted and within 2 weeks, had to prepare for a camping trip to Castle Camp. Castle camp is located near MINDEF at the end of Jalan Semarak (previously known as Gurney Road). So I attended my first scouts camp in school uniform, looking very lost and unprepared. What was the scouts motto?? - BE PREPARED!! Never mind. I was part of Falcon patrol and Sze Toh (a secondary upper) was my PL (Patrol Leader).

We had to take a series of test to qualify for our first badge - the TENDERFOOT badge. I remember Knots and Kim's game were amongst the test that I had to take. Alex does not have that today. Even the knots test he has is so simple. I had to tie reef knots, clove hitch, bowline, sheepshank, sheetbend and a couple of others that I forget now.

The fun part of scouting was camping and campfires. I remember after my first camping trip, I was singing almost all the songs that I learn at the campfire. Seems so much easier to remember songs back then. Today, I have still not figured out the lines to Subaru, except for the first line. Same with You raise me up by Josh Groban. Signs of early Alzheimers??

Couple of other trips were memorable for me. One was to Penang during the school holidays when I was in Form 1 (Lower Secondary 1). We camped inside the Botanical gardens and had daily run ins with the monkeys inhabiting the gardens. We had to be careful with our food stuff as the monkeys would steal them when they can. That was my first trip out of KL. On reflection, it was also quite selfish of me to have gone for that trip as my mum had just lost her job. The day I left for the trip, my mum was staying in a budget hotel courtesy of a family friend. When I got back a week later, I found that mum had managed to get us put up with a Grandaunt in Hot Spring New Village. That was also the time that I had to look after my sister and cook for her - at 12 years old. My mum's new employer could not accommodate 2 small kids at her work place. When school re-opened, Mum asked me to stop scouting. I did for a while, but the attraction of scouting was too great and I rejoined some months later.

Another memorable trip was to Port Dickson. We had set up the tent such that the entrance was parallel to the sea. This was to prevent water from getting in if the rain blew in from the sea. One night, the wind must have been very strong and very wet. We had placed the groundsheet inside the tent as usual, but had placed our haversack under the groundsheet at the edge. As a result, rain water came into the tent and could not go out. The groundsheet was collecting the water. My tent mates realized that it was flooding inside the tent and had evacuated -and I was sleeping like a log oblivious to everything. next morning, I found myself sleeping in about 2 to 3 inches of water up to my ears - totally drenched.

Needless to say -I was the laughing stock for the day.

We also had Scout Job week - interesting when you go up to houses with big dogs that roam freely. I learned very quickly that dogs are actually more afraid of humans - as long as you do not retreat. The moment you do, that fear is gone from the dogs. I remember standing absolutely still as an Alsatian sniffed me all over as I wait for it's owner to show up. Till today, I do not fear dogs. I respect them, but do not fear them. Maybe that's because I am born in the year of the dog??!!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I have got tunes running in my head - almost non stop

For some strange reasons, I have had that Japanese song Subaru running in my mind since last Thursday. I went to Google the song and found the Tanimura Shinji mp3. I printed out the lyrics and even asked my Japanese admin Miyuki to help me translate the lyrics so that I do not inadvertently sing something offensive. I even have Kylie and Kuen hooked on Subaru in the office. Elaine heard me singing and called it noise pollution and Kah Leng said I was singing in the shower!! Okay, I am not a singer, but what the hey, Subaru is a beautiful song. So I went to YouTube and found at least 3 versions - the original by Tanimura (popularised in 1980), a Cantonese version and another Canto version sung by Paula Tsui.

Why stop there?? So I started looking around for songs with videos sung by some of my favourite singers like Teresa Teng, Elvis and even one by Josh Groban.

If anyone want to sing along with Tanimura Shinji, here are the lyrics
Subaru
by Shinji Tanimura

Me o tojite nanimo miezu
Kanashikute me o akereba
Kohoya ni mukau michi yori
Hoka ni mieru mono wa nashi

Aaa... kudake chiru
sadame no hoshi tachi yo
Semete hisoyaka nikono mi o terase yo

Ware wa yuku aojiroki hoho no mama de
Ware wa yuku saraba subaru yo

Iki o saraba mune no naka
Kogarashi wa naka tsuzukeru
Saredo wa ga mune wa atsuku
Yume-o oi tsuzukeru nari

Aaa....san zameku na-mo naki
Hoshi-tachi-yo
Semete azayaka ni
Sono mi-o oware-yo

Ware-mo yuku kokoro-no meizuru mama-ni
Ware mo yuku saraba subaru yo
Aaa.... itsu no hi ka dareka ga kono michi-o
Aaa.... itsu no hi ka dareka ga kono michi-o

Ware wa yuku aojiroki hoho no mama de
Ware wa yuku saraba subaru yo
Ware wa yuku saraba subaru yo

God bless YouTube!! It was like a treasure trove of memories.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Company get together Sept 2007

Ever since Agilent spun off from Hewlett Packard in 1999/2000, the Sales office in Malaysia has undergone many changes. We had to move from Wisma Cyclecarri in Jalan Raja Laut to Uptown 2 in Petaling Jaya. We have had 3 General Manager changed since then. We are now into our 4th Site Manager. I guess we have gotten so small that it makes no sense to call him the GM. Previously, we had a management council, of which I was part of. With the new site manager, the managers are part of the site committee. I look at the telephone directory of the first year we became an independent company with the trading symbol A on the NYSE and find that almost 85% of those people has left the company under one guise or another. Agilent itself has sold off the Medical Products division to Philips Medical Systems. We spun off Avago which was part of the Test and Measurement business. And then we spun off Verigy, part of the Automated Test systems. Today we have Electronic Measurement Group and the Bio Analytical Group.
With a capacity of 77 cubicles, we only have a total of 35 employees and another 15 non Agilent workers (contractual/ temporary staff). During the separation from HP, we had >80 employees. WOW!!

Chew Teck Ming took over the role of site manager since July 2007 and has since tried to institute some basic changes like cleaning up the office environment to reflect on the Sales office identity. Today, he delivered his first coffee talk which was filled with talk, cheesecakes, nasi dagang, carbonated soft drinks, BUT NO COFFEE!! :)


So after the update on the state of the company and the 2 major businesses, we celebrated the birthday of 2 of our colleagues - Ben and Jason. And lunch was a sort of sumptuous Nasi Dagang catered by Village Park. Round about 2pm, everyone started making a beeline for U-Bowl at I Utama. We had 7 lanes booked for friendly bowling games with the objective of team building.



Each team was mixed and matched with members from EMG and LSCA. There were some surprises. Some of these guys are GOOD, but inconsistent. In the end, EVERY team won something. 7 teams took part and 7 teams won hampers.

We had almost half a day off for team building. I guess that accounts for something.